You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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