can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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