SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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