Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
a search helicopter?!
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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