I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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