What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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