your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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