Do vagina's smell?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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