is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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