I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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