I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
