i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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