Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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