Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
