so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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