In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Too much gin, very little bucket
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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