Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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