Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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