it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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