**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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