We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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