I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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