her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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