I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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