Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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