glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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