are you so shy because you have an std?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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