office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im holly from the hills drunk
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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