you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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