i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
