On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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