Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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