white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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