It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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