summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I supernannyed him into submission
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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