As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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