there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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