I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
