You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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