is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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