Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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