Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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