its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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