Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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