Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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