If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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