But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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