I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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