They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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