he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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