Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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