Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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