i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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