You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I've blown a few things in my day
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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