She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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