Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
