butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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