she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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