I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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