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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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